{"id":993,"date":"2014-03-12T01:57:11","date_gmt":"2014-03-11T23:57:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jurajsabol.sk\/?p=993"},"modified":"2021-12-04T20:16:20","modified_gmt":"2021-12-04T18:16:20","slug":"velka-vec","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jurajsabol.sk\/?p=993","title":{"rendered":"Ve\u013ek\u00e1 vec (tvoriv\u00e9 p\u00edsanie \u2013 pasti\u0161)"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"samko<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

(Pasti\u0161)<\/p>\n

\u201e<\/em>pasti\u0161 -a m. \u2039f < t\u203a odb. liter\u00e1rne, hudobn\u00e9 al. v\u00fdtvarn\u00e9 dielo napodob\u0148uj\u00face techniku al. \u0161t\u00fdl in\u00e9ho diela“ (Slovn\u00edk cudz\u00edch slov)<\/em><\/p>\n

Nasleduj\u00faci text bol prv\u00fdkr\u00e1t publikovan\u00fd v star\u0161ej verzii tejto str\u00e1nky pred \u0161tyrmi rokmi. Uv\u00e1dzam ho op\u00e4\u0165 ako pr\u00edjemn\u00fa spomienku a in\u0161pir\u00e1ciu pre tretiakov, ktor\u00ed sa o nieko\u013eko dn\u00ed bud\u00fa pasova\u0165 s dom\u00e1cou slohovou pr\u00e1cou. Autorke Edite Bor\u0161\u010dovej (IV. C, 2009\/2010) sa skvelo podarilo napodobni\u0165 \u0161t\u00fdl Knihy o cintor\u00edne<\/a> od fikt\u00edvneho autora, idiota, Samka T\u00e1le (Daniela Kapit\u00e1\u0148ov\u00e1).<\/em><\/p>\n

Uf, u\u017e je to kone\u010dne super. Preto je to kone\u010dne super, lebo sa stala ve\u013ek\u00e1 vec. A t\u00e1 ve\u013ek\u00e1 vec je naozaj super. Ale nem\u00f4\u017eem v\u00e1m teraz hne\u010f poveda\u0165 t\u00fa ve\u013ek\u00fa vec, lebo by ste nepochopili, ak\u00e9 je to super, tak\u017ee v\u00e1m mus\u00edm najprv poveda\u0165, \u017ee \u010do sa stalo predt\u00fdm a in\u00e9.<\/p>\n

Najd\u00f4le\u017eitej\u0161ia vec je, \u017ee som sa narodil. Ale to v\u00e1m tu teraz nebudem p\u00edsa\u0165, \u017ee \u010do sa dialo hne\u010f po naroden\u00ed, lebo to nie je d\u00f4le\u017eit\u00e9.<\/p>\n

Moja mamka ma dala do \u0161koly, aby som tam chodil, ke\u010f u\u017e som mohol by\u0165 \u0161kol\u00e1r, lebo som bol na to dos\u0165 ve\u013ek\u00fd. Lebo to je povinn\u00e9 by\u0165 \u0161kol\u00e1r a in\u00e9. V tej \u0161kole som si na\u0161iel najlep\u0161ieho kamar\u00e1ta, ktor\u00fd sa vol\u00e1 Jo\u017eko. A Jo\u017eko sa e\u0161te vol\u00e1 Planievi\u010d, lebo ka\u017ed\u00fd m\u00e1 dve men\u00e1, lebo to je povinn\u00e9. Mal som tam aj in\u00fdch kamar\u00e1tov, ale Jo\u017eko bol najviac lep\u0161\u00ed, lebo s n\u00edm som bol najviac a in\u00e9. Ke\u010f sme e\u0161te boli mal\u00ed, sme si povedali, \u017ee ke\u010f budeme ve\u013ek\u00ed, urob\u00edme si tak\u00fd obchod, \u010do bude kupova\u0165 od \u013eud\u00ed papiere a noviny a in\u00e9. Lebo to je ve\u013emi potrebn\u00e9 zbiera\u0165 tak\u00e9 papieroviny. Preto je to potrebn\u00e9, lebo v novin\u00e1ch s\u00fa ve\u013emi m\u00fadre veci. To viem, lebo ob\u010das si pozriem tak\u00e9 noviny. E\u0161te aj preto to je dobr\u00e9, lebo sa t\u00fdm zachra\u0148uje Zem. Vol\u00e1 sa to rencynkl\u00e1cia. Rencynkl\u00e1cia je ve\u013emi potrebn\u00e1, lebo potom Zem nebude musie\u0165 \u0165a\u017ei\u0165 \u010fal\u0161\u00ed papier a bude to pre \u0148u lep\u0161ie. Vtedy som povedal Jo\u017ekovi: \u201eJo\u017eko, urobme si tak\u00fd obchod, \u010do bude kupova\u0165 papier rencynklova\u010dn\u00fd.\u201c Jo\u017eko s\u00fahlasil, lebo som mu e\u0161te povedal: \u201eJe to ve\u013emi d\u00f4le\u017eit\u00e9 pre Zem a in\u00e9.\u201c Sme si aj povedali, \u017ee budeme ma\u0165 ve\u013ek\u00e9 hned\u00e9 auto. Auto je potrebn\u00e9, lebo papier by len tak nepri\u0161iel s\u00e1m k n\u00e1m. Hned\u00e9 bude preto, lebo Jo\u017ekovi aj mne sa p\u00e1\u010di hned\u00e1 farba. A ve\u013ek\u00e9 mus\u00ed by\u0165, lebo to je d\u00f4le\u017eit\u00e9 na nazbieranie ve\u013ea papiera. \u010c\u00edm ho bude viac, t\u00fdm to bude viac dobr\u00e9.<\/p>\n

N\u00e1\u0161 obchod sa bude vola\u0165 \u201eJo\u017eko a Marek\u201c. Preto sa tak bude vola\u0165, lebo on je Jo\u017eko a ja som Marek. To som v\u00e1m e\u0161te nepovedal, \u017ee sa vol\u00e1m Marek. Teraz v\u00e1m to hovor\u00edm, aby ste pochopili, \u017ee pre\u010do sa n\u00e1\u0161 obchod tak bude vola\u0165.<\/p>\n

A e\u0161te aj preto n\u00e1m napadlo, \u017ee budeme toto robi\u0165, lebo sme boli so \u0161kolou na v\u00fdlete. Tam sme boli v takom mieste, \u010do tam tla\u010dia knihy. Nie \u017ee ich tam tla\u010dia do nejakej f\u013ea\u0161e alebo konzervy, ale tla\u010dia ich tam, ako\u017ee vyd\u00e1vaj\u00fa. To je ve\u013emi potrebn\u00e9 tla\u010di\u0165 knihy, lebo tam s\u00fa d\u00f4le\u017eit\u00e9 veci a in\u00e9. Ke\u010f budeme ve\u013ea \u010d\u00edta\u0165, tak budeme ve\u013ea m\u00fadri a in\u00e9. Tam kde vyd\u00e1vaj\u00fa tie knihy, tam bolo ve\u013ea tak\u00e9ho papiera, \u010do u\u017e nepotrebovali z toho d\u00f4vodu, \u017ee bol zvy\u0161n\u00fd. Tak\u00fd papier tie\u017e treba zbiera\u0165, lebo aj tak\u00fd je.<\/p>\n

Dnes sme boli vybavi\u0165 t\u00fa hned\u00fa farbu na auto. \u0160li sme podp\u00edsa\u0165 tak\u00e9 papiere, aby bolo hned\u00e9. E\u0161te nem\u00e1me to auto, lebo e\u0161te je v sklade a n\u00e1m mus\u00ed najprv pr\u00eds\u0165. Lebo to auto je e\u0161te v sklade a\u017e za Amerikou. Tam maj\u00fa tak\u00e9 hned\u00e9 aut\u00e1. Ja to viem, lebo m\u00f4j ujec bol a\u017e za Amerikou a on mi to povedal, \u017ee tam tak\u00e9 s\u00fa. V Amerike je ve\u013ea \u00e1ut a dobr\u00fdch vec\u00ed z toho d\u00f4vodu, \u017ee ich tam vyr\u00e1baj\u00fa a in\u00e9. Ale to nie je t\u00e1 ve\u013ek\u00e1 vec, ktor\u00e1 sa stala, \u017ee som bol podp\u00edsa\u0165 tie papiere na hned\u00e9 auto.<\/p>\n

Teraz som sa rozhodol, \u017ee v\u00e1m nepoviem t\u00fa ve\u013ek\u00fa vec, lebo som sa rozhodol, \u017ee to je tajn\u00e9. To v\u00e1m teraz nem\u00f4\u017eem tajn\u00fa vec poveda\u0165 z toho d\u00f4vodu, \u017ee sa to nem\u00e1. A\u017e ke\u010f to bude netajn\u00e9, potom v\u00e1m to poviem, lebo budem chcie\u0165 a in\u00e9.<\/p>\n

Publikovan\u00e9 so s\u00fahlasom autorky.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

(Pasti\u0161) \u201epasti\u0161 -a m. \u2039f < t\u203a odb. liter\u00e1rne, hudobn\u00e9 al. v\u00fdtvarn\u00e9 dielo napodob\u0148uj\u00face techniku al. \u0161t\u00fdl in\u00e9ho diela“ (Slovn\u00edk cudz\u00edch slov) Nasleduj\u00faci text bol prv\u00fdkr\u00e1t publikovan\u00fd v star\u0161ej verzii tejto str\u00e1nky pred \u0161tyrmi rokmi. Uv\u00e1dzam ho op\u00e4\u0165 ako pr\u00edjemn\u00fa spomienku a in\u0161pir\u00e1ciu pre tretiakov, ktor\u00ed sa o nieko\u013eko dn\u00ed bud\u00fa pasova\u0165 s dom\u00e1cou slohovou … Pokra\u010dova\u0165 v \u010d\u00edtan\u00ed: Ve\u013ek\u00e1 vec (tvoriv\u00e9 p\u00edsanie \u2013 pasti\u0161)<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-993","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jurajsabol.sk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/993","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jurajsabol.sk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jurajsabol.sk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jurajsabol.sk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jurajsabol.sk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=993"}],"version-history":[{"count":19,"href":"https:\/\/jurajsabol.sk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/993\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7412,"href":"https:\/\/jurajsabol.sk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/993\/revisions\/7412"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jurajsabol.sk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=993"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jurajsabol.sk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=993"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jurajsabol.sk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=993"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}